Why does NASA invent everything??
Oh how I am going to have fun with this explanation!!!!
Ok so it is really not that complicated and realistically comes down to two words.....Sam Carter!!! Now for those who are not familiar with that particular name, she is a Lt Colonel in the US Air Force and definately one of the smartest people on the planet. She works out of Area 51 developing new technologies and adapting Alien technologies to suite our current ones. So really it all comes down to Aliens. Now you might say, why does the US get all the Aliens??? I havea theory on that too...You see, i think that when you appraoch the earth from space and try to look for a good spot to land that from space, America looks like it says land here. You see, the way they built their cities and when they have their lights on, it looks like the words land here.

So without Sam Carter...NASA wouldn't be able to have all these new swanky pieces of technology...I say we get her to come work in Aus!!!
Seriously though...it comes down to money and resources. I mean it's only int he last 10 years that there have really been a lot of problems with the space program (what with the rockets falling apart etc) and yet, when we went to the moon, there were far less problems. So I say that NASA is actually spending all it's funding on new toys rather than their rockets so instead of top quality rockets, you get Target (pronounced Tar-je) quality rockets, filled to the brim with the lastest and greatest swanky toys.
Ok so it is really not that complicated and realistically comes down to two words.....Sam Carter!!! Now for those who are not familiar with that particular name, she is a Lt Colonel in the US Air Force and definately one of the smartest people on the planet. She works out of Area 51 developing new technologies and adapting Alien technologies to suite our current ones. So really it all comes down to Aliens. Now you might say, why does the US get all the Aliens??? I havea theory on that too...You see, i think that when you appraoch the earth from space and try to look for a good spot to land that from space, America looks like it says land here. You see, the way they built their cities and when they have their lights on, it looks like the words land here.

So without Sam Carter...NASA wouldn't be able to have all these new swanky pieces of technology...I say we get her to come work in Aus!!!
Seriously though...it comes down to money and resources. I mean it's only int he last 10 years that there have really been a lot of problems with the space program (what with the rockets falling apart etc) and yet, when we went to the moon, there were far less problems. So I say that NASA is actually spending all it's funding on new toys rather than their rockets so instead of top quality rockets, you get Target (pronounced Tar-je) quality rockets, filled to the brim with the lastest and greatest swanky toys.
2 Comments:
At 5:25 pm ,
Jono said...
hahaha Thanks for that it has answered all my questions!!! (I must say though that after watching the new series of Doctor Who the UK gets their share of Aliens :-P) I think we need to make a whopping great landing stip in the Aus desert for a more alien friendly landing place......
At 8:25 pm ,
Saair said...
Yeah...but make sure that at least some of the staff are fairly good looking as you always get Aliens with crushes on Easthlings and it works to our advantage :D
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